Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm.Yes, it’s another update. No, it’s not a false alarm. Our crack team of highly trained professionals (and two interns who thought they were signing up for yoga) have been hard at work to bring you the following improvements:

Your events now display more smoothly than a suspect slipping out the back door. And we don’t need your location to make it work—because we’re not that clingy.

Points of interest now disappear the moment you close a conversation. It’s like magic, but without the cape, rabbit, or the awkward applause.

Notifications that actually arrive when you need them. More context, better timing—basically the opposite of my ex-brother-in-law.

We tightened bolts, squashed bugs, and smoothed onboarding. It’s cleaner, faster, and less likely to burst into flames.This release is leaner, meaner, and occasionally funnier—though we can’t guarantee laughs per minute.

Update now, before someone reports us for loitering in the App Store.